Lifeismywork500, 37

Life is my work I am awesome. In fact my only glaring flaw is that sometimes I sleep in too late. I am a hybrid Jock/Nerd combo. The only one of my kind. I party like Charlie Sheen combined with McJaggar. Minus the drugs and years of therapy. I play sports like Michael Jordan mixed with Sydney Crosby and a blooper reel. I am judgmental but not superficial. I hope you know the difference. I once beat Stephen Hawkings and Boris Kasparov at a game of scrabble. I never exaggerate. I have lived the past two years in England where the Queen was my drinking buddy.(no I didn't go to the wedding, get over it. God it's like chick crack.)

Life Goals:
Learn to Surf.
Look like Clint Eastwood when I'm older.
Learn to play the Harmonica and maybe bagpipes if I have time.
Get to every Continent.
Attend the World Cup Finals.
Have six kids so I can have my own family volleyball team.

My favorite Beatles songs are Norwegian Wood, Help, Paperback Writer, Yesterday and Hey Jude. Take that for what you will.

Favorite Holiday: St. Patrick's Day. This is why I am no longer allowed in Dublin on that day anymore.

If you can teach me how to skate I will marry you on the spot.

If you haven't picked up on it, I'm a pretty laid back guy just looking for fun and meeting up with other cool people. I have a serious side, with real life goals(that I am well on the way to achieving) but really when I first meet someone I just want to know if I click with their personality not with who they foresee themselves to be in twenty years.

Please include this codeword "Cucumber" in your response so I know if you actually read my profile all the way through. And best of luck to you all.

No horse girls. You are creepy. You are the female equivalent of guys who are obsessed with cars.

There are girls, and then there are women. Apparently this site is full of lost little girls. My heart goes out to you but I'm looking for someone with their sh*t together.