Umm I don't know.... Take a big pot throw in some nerd, beer, put in a 8 year old child, a 75 year old man, a dash of cook, a little bit of country, and add a comedian... Then turn the oven on high set it for 25 years.
Does that sound pretentious?
Conradnauck, 38
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San Antonio, TX, USA
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About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'09"
Weight
160 lbs
Body Type
athletic
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Vulcan
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
currently in college
Profession
Politics / Goverment / Military, Medical / Health Services
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
social butterfly, comic relief
Political Views
libertarian, liberal
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Omnivore
Personality
pirate, geek, lover, thrifty, intellectual, romantic, redneck, liberal, extrovert, preppy, professional, nerd
Individuality
ninja
Religious Views
Agnostic, Not Religious, Atheist
I'm looking for
conversation, travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, dating
My Sign
i don't believe in zodiac signs, gemini : may 21-june 20
Military Service
air force
Pets
Iguana
Gender
Male
Music
Hard Rock, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Classical, Country, Death Metal, Rock, Post Rock, Metal, Industrial, Heavy Metal, Hardcore, Folk
Hair Style
spiky
Health Related
western medicine
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